Ball Sack
A little wrinkled, slightly questionable, but surprisingly satisfying
This bag delivers way more than it should. Packed with rich, smooth bites that are guaranteed to keep your hands busy and your expectations… pleasantly exceeded.
Perfect for sharing (if you’re feeling generous) or keeping all to yourself like the guilty pleasure it is. May cause sudden happiness, poor decisions, and zero regrets once you dive in.
Go ahead—grab the sack and enjoy.
Allergy Disclosure
Alright, listen up — because this is the part where we temporarily retire the jokes and get real with you. Not forever. Just for a minute. Maybe two.
Our balls are made with love, crafted with premium ingredients, and produced in a facility that is, shall we say, enthusiastically inclusive when it comes to allergens. Which means if you've got a complicated relationship with any of the following, we need you to pay attention:
Our products may contain or come into contact with:
🥛 Milk and dairy
🌾 Wheat and gluten
🥚 Eggs
🌰 Tree nuts
🥜 Peanuts
🫘 Soy
And other assorted ingredients that your immune system may have opinions about
Manufactured in a facility that processes all of the above. Cross-contact is possible. Cross-contact does not care about your plans for the evening.
Now here's where we get serious — and we mean it:
Food allergies are not a bit. They are not part of the brand. They are a genuine, potentially life-altering thing and we refuse to be cute about them. If you have a known food allergy or sensitivity, please contact us before ordering so we can give you the full ingredient breakdown for any product in our shop. We would rather answer a thousand questions than have one customer end up in the ER over a chocolate ball.
No dessert — no matter how indulgent, how gorgeous, or how outrageously named — is worth your health. Not even ours.
Already ordered and feeling off? Stop eating immediately, seek medical attention if needed, and then contact us. In that order. Please.
For ingredient lists, allergen specifics, or any questions about what's actually inside our balls — reach out. We're an open book. An inappropriate, unapologetically cheeky open book, but an open book nonetheless.
Eat boldly. But eat safely. We need you alive and coming back for more.
